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legitimatecacti:

commander shepard rattling off monologues from human scifi movies every time she has to make a speech and the humans in the team just snorting under their breath while the aliens are like “wow did she just make this up out of nowhere? this is amazing”

Make me choose » riverdanes asked: Clementine or and Lee

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lamegamer:

video games need to stop fucking me up

I am not just a Spectre, I am an Ultra Spectre Elite 7000 Deluxe, now with less recoil and faster reload time.

Video Game Challenge | Seven Male Characters [1/7] - Legion

    “Shepard-Commander orders us to statistically probable death an average of 2.73 instances per day. Rounded down.”

iarinthel:

mervley:

i like to headcanon that biotic classes arent very fond of each other
especially adepts and vanguards i bet they are saying things like
“an adept is a vanguard who cant charge lmao”
“a vanguard is a stupid adept with an expensive shotgun”
and the sentinels are like
“you are both dumb and dont have the tech armor

And then there are the non-biotic classes just watching at the sidelines shaking their heads and all of them thinking the exact same thing.

Biotics.”

welcome to rapture